Dashboard Warrior is exactly like a keyboard warrior but in a car for instances of spontaneous road rage where there is never any plan to escalate an altercation face to face. In fact, if any encounter is about to escalate beyond harmless finger fighting via some Mime-Fu or Hand-Jitsu, the Dashboard Warrior will make all efforts to hastily drive off and escape.
Man, the school drop off these days is crazy. Nothing but Dashboard Warriors and Karents as if everyone is late to work - too busy go toe to toe before the principal or, Mr Meyers (the oversized PE/Math teacher) breaks it up. I get it, schools were only made for students arriving by walking in the snow uphill both ways — never this militaristic style attack by troops comprised of assorted mini backpacked soldiers in primary colored camo, shuttled quickly by fleets of offroad Humvee-like 4x4 suvs and all personnel carriers in the form of gold, silver, and burgundy minivans…
by Tess Tickular August 19, 2021
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"You're going to sign my waiver, and you're going to sign my waiver! Everybooooooody is going to sign my waaaaaaiver!"
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The nyash is the sacred treasure to which the nyash warrior has been highly trained in order to receive this treasure.
The nyash is the sacred treasure to which the nyash warrior has been highly trained in order to receive this treasure.
Person one: "Yo nyash warrior , hows your training going"
Person two: "I never die for nyash, NYASH WARRIOR"
Person two: "I never die for nyash, NYASH WARRIOR"
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Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
Guy Two: Man, that was nothing compared to A$AP Rocky walking on mouse traps and getting shoved into a kiddy pool!
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