status warrior

modou

"what is a status warrior?"
"modou"

by toocoldd March 5, 2022

Weekend warrior

Weekends of picking which parents house to go to

Child: I wish I didn't have to choose every weekend where I want to go, I don't like neither of them but I don't want to hurt feelings

Child relative: yeah it sucks being a weekend warrior

by Bella sue May 27, 2017

Kino Warrior

A man that is fully dedicated to the Kinobody lifestyle! He fasts each morning, drinks black coffee or sparkling water, and is defined by broad sexy shoulders, narrow waste-line and a chiseled jawline.

Stacey: "Amber, have you seen how Greg looks lately?"
Amber: "OMG yes, he's so defined and manly!"
Stacey: "He must be a Kino Warrior......"

by foosballmaster May 7, 2019

Nipple Warrior

Jeremy is the Nipple Warrior. To be the Nipple Warrior gives you great pride and joy, knowing you are looked up at by all, making you feel nearly god-like. It is rumored that the Nipple Warrior is the second coming of Christ.

Look! There goes the Nipple Warrior! He's so sexy.

by Nipple Warrior October 1, 2020

CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

by SonyBravia February 8, 2025

dirty warrior

The act of engaging in anal sex (doggy style position) and feces comes out, so you proceed to take your index fingers on both hands and scoop it up and swipe it under your eyes like warrior paint, and proceed with the deed.

Mikey was giving Erica anal, and a little poop came out, so he became a dirty warrior.

by Dirty Warrior April 28, 2024

Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021