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Shifter Walk

A walk used by the physically/mentally impaired and those who immitate them. It involves holding one arm parallell to the chest at elbow level. and using the other arm clenched to the torso at the elbo with the forearm desperately thrusting randomly in a charade that looks like the operation of a stickshift vehicle. It is accompanied by randomly spaced irregular steps. *uninteligable grunts and confused faces optional*
Charles was such an ass yesterday for Shifter Walking past that kid in a wheel chair.

Eric beat Tim yesterday in a Shifter Walk race... it wasn't funny because Tim is actually disabled.
Shifter Walk by T-Baggen June 18, 2011

Dog walk 

what cardi b will do to you if you cross her
Tomi Lahren: looks like cardi b is the latest genius political mind to endorse the democrats! HA

Cardi B: Leave me alone I will dog walk you .
Dog walk by dzmargu January 20, 2019

long walk 

1. when a death row inmate walks to the execution chamber.
2. For a astronaut going into space the walk to the launch pad.
1. there going to make John take the long today.
2. Did you see John glen take the long walk?
long walk by Deep blue 2012 September 2, 2009

zombie walk

A large gathering of people dressed up as zombies and walking around a public place calling out for brains, trying to scare "conservative" people, and proving to us all that individuals are capable of making bigger asses of themselves than ever thought possible.
"Hey, are you participating in the zombie walk?"

"No I'm not a knob"

"Oh"

bar walk 

A group of people that go from bar to bar drinking until they are extremely drunk. Same thing as bar crawl.
You wanna come on the bar walk tonight? We're gonna get wasted!
bar walk by Neon Ellie August 4, 2008

face-walk 

when a person, or persons, sleep walks over to their computer and types random, sometimes and usually awkward, statuses and messages and goes back to bed, process is normally repeated many times in one night and walker or walkers have no recollection of the experience
1. Karen face-walked so often that her friends thought she was weirder than first thought.

2. guy 1: Dude, I face-walked last night and now my girlfriend won't talk to me!

guy 2: I wonder what you typed!
face-walk by mynameisjonas365 October 16, 2009