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Count Vanillula

"Who was leading that pack of men in white hoods?"
"count vanillula"
by dilflord July 17, 2023
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the vanilla scoop

the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.
“ dude did you see that guy? he was giving that homeless man the vanilla scoop!”
by gredonglious October 1, 2023
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French Vanilla

Yo, Jamie is a certified French Vanilla!
by athughunter November 27, 2024
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Melissa Vandella

The alleged body double that, as a conspiracy theory said, "replaced Avril Lavigne after she died in 2003 following the release of her debut album Let Go."
First off, it's a conspiracy theory. People like to make this stupid shit to either piss people off or have their family members off. There's usually hardly any evidence to back those theories.
Second, it's...Avril Lavigne. I feel like there should be a "need I say more" slapped in here, but I don't think that fits the case.
Melissa Vandella is supposed to be some body double of Avril Lavigne, but that's probably just as silly as the "Paul is dead" urban legend
Wait, how is it silly if it claims Avril killed herself?
...
FUCK.
by 7568ino December 4, 2023
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French Vanilla

French Vanilla is when u French kiss a woman after cumming in her mouth then afterwards u go and grab a coffee
Yeah bro I just French vanilla'd my girlfriend after 3 months of dating I also tried it on a hooker before but that doesn't count I payed money for it
by DarthGtown May 15, 2024
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Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem

(a black person, undeniably a male) to ejaculate and rub their semen on themselves to try to look white.
Hit vanilla cream to help out with your self esteem
by DefinitionsPlug June 11, 2024
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french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.
Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
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