Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis

Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.

by B-Jects March 24, 2025

Unicorn

A HORSE WITH A FUCKING HORN
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
JOKES ABOUT A BIG COCK IN THE HEAD?

Unicorn is bullshit, son, don’t be a femboy and go to school

by Donttouchthatsockmum March 16, 2023

Unicorn

A unicorn 🦄🦄
Most Uncommon animal

Is really great at these sports
⚾🏀🏈
Unicorns are

Kb

Jalen Green
Rj Hampton
Jalen Suggs

Kb is a unicorn because he is Uncommon.

by Kb Unicorn July 11, 2019

sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

fucker unicorn

A unicorn that used to exist that trucked all the animals. This is why they do not exist any longer.

Naamah: Noah do you see that unicorn?

Noah: Oh goodness yes we can't bring that on the arc.🤦 ♂️ We can't let Jesus see that!! Write it down as a "fucker unicorn" and let's hurry up and fucking leave so it doesn't follow us.😬

by A hen fucking a whale March 19, 2017

Unicorn Idea

(adj.) an idea that only one person in the group comes up with

While you may think the whole group contributed to Elmo’s Neologism project, it was actually a unicorn idea!

by airplane127 October 16, 2023

Unicorn moment

Unicorn moment is a moment that is unrealistic or would very very rarely happen.

1. Person: I am gonna be faster than Usain Bolt!
2. Person: That would be a unicorn moment
1. Person: Huh?
Kanye: Ain’t gon happen!

by Pohlang September 8, 2021