Toe-slammer

A person who is funny but rude. A person who makes you laugh and then cry.

She was a real toe-slammer.

by loatgoat December 19, 2018

Thumb Toes

When you have small toes (or they're disproportionate from the rest of you feet) they're called thumb toes as they look like your thumb.

Haha Gibby! You've got thumb toes!

by Fietta December 24, 2018

toe anal

When a man fucks a girl with his toe and/or toes that may or may not cause {diarrhea anal}

"man she really wanted toe anal last night"

by Toe anal June 15, 2018

Toe Hitch

When a man with abnormally large big toes inserts one into another mans asshole.

Sometimes toe hitching is used to successfully push hemerroids back in.

Jeff toe hitched Ray in the pool.

by Toasty Faggot July 8, 2018

Momma-Toes

Momma-Toes is a sly name for MILF. it is meant as a way to be secretive in pointing out a MILF. The word is a derivative of "toes", meaning a hot woman is near.

For instance, instead of saying, "Hey there's a MILF! You would say, "Momma-Toes."

by ImBuddyRichWhenIFlyOffTheHandl July 29, 2018

Toe curious

To be curious about having someone suck your toes or to suck toes yourself.

Considering how you reacted when he sucked your toes, I'm kind of toe curious now.

by Maryjewana August 20, 2018

bro-toe

When a man’s pants are so tight that the crease in his crotch presses into his bulge and gives the impression that he has a vagina.

Jake bought some skinny jeans to show off how big his junk is, but it instead had the opposite effect and gave him a bro-toe.

by trtash February 2, 2019