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Just a tit

An ambiguous measurement used for things like recipes or adjusting pictures on the wall. It is usually understood by others just how much the amount is.
"Can you scoot over just a tit?"
"I think it needs a tit more lemon."
"Move it right just a tit."
by TheSmokingHyena October 30, 2009
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tit fumbler

An awkward, clueless dork possessing no mojo or confidence with the ladies. The kind of guy who'll get hopelessly tangled up trying to undo a bra strap (should he ever fluke getting that close), or get his dick caught in his zipper at the key moment.
Check Glenn's moves out! What a tit fumbler.
by dogwater September 6, 2010
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nipples on the tits

when something is epic or awesome, etc

founded by A.zink of london, ontario, canada
man that party was the nipples on the tits!

friend 1: how was your weekend?
freind 2: It was the nipples on the tits
by zink101 September 21, 2011
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twinkie tits

by barney379 March 4, 2016
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Tits of Moses

An exclamation to express a person's disagreement or frustration with a given person, time, or event. Alternatively this phrase can be used to describe the great magnitude of an event.

Despite the misleading use of the word "tits" this phrase is hardly if ever used in a sexual context.
Example 1:
Bill: Did you study for the test Dave?
Dave: Tits of moses! I completely forgot!

Example 2:
Mother: Jimmy! Go outside and mow the lawn!
Jimmy: Tits of moses mom do I really have to?

Example 3:
Steve: Dude check that chick out!
Larry: Tits of moses she's fine! I'd like to take a bite outta' dem' apples!
by SomeoneIknow January 12, 2010
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Fire Tits

The process of slapping of phsically causing pain to the breastal tissue of ones sexual partner until the point that they are red; To abuse breast tissue for sexual pleasure
Andrew asked the referee if he could give her fire tits. When she replied shocked, he stated that he actually said "fire places".

Man, that girl really wants me, we went all he way to fire tits last night.

Damn! I'd sure love to give that waitress over there fire tits.
by Pseudomym February 28, 2009
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Knobby Tit

a dispropotionate tit. The kind with bumps all over (acne and such).
Something to call your friends
that bitch has a knobby tit

go get it yourself you knobby tit
by Noel Gamble July 16, 2004
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