Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.
Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.
by BeanBeater3000 September 24, 2019
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Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R
The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!
by moon&gwangster September 10, 2020
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Mango Wang

Refers to a certain bitter/sour taste that a mango gives off. Can be used to describe any kind of fruit, not limited to mangoes.
Bob: What's wrong with your mango?
Tom: It tastes weird. Like bitter and sour at the same time.
Bob: Oh, they call that mango wang.
Tom: Now that you mention it, this mango does have some sort of wang to it.
by ChunkyHunkyFunkyMonkey320 July 09, 2010
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Wang gobbler

Someone that gobbles wangs excessively; typically used more frequently around thanksgiving time
Man, Conn sure is being a Wang Gobbler this Thanksgiving
by Wangster78910 November 17, 2017
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Mateo Wang

Weird dude that everyone at UCSB somehow knows. Resides in FT. Also known as mSUS.
Girl (pickup line): How do you know Mateo Wang?
Dude: He chewed our professor in physics.
by Lu-frog October 22, 2021
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Wang Chung

Newest internet challenge where naked men run through town, trying to hit, or Chung, people with their penis, or Wang.

Mark: everyone get naked, time to Wang Chung tonight

Billy: Our video is sure to go viral.
Joe: What'd you do?
Jim: A bunch of us decided to Wang Chung thru town.
Bob: What's Wang Chung?
Larry: That’s where you get naked and run through town trying to hit someone with your wang.
Anyone want to Wang Chung tonight?

No way, it's too cold.
by Lostboy813 September 16, 2022
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Wang chung

When someone indecisive annoys someone trying to make plans.
"Where's Mike?"

"No idea, Isabelle is wang chung"
by abgeschiedene October 27, 2021
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