Load suppressor

Another word for a condom

Hey do you wanna have sex?
Sure lemme go get my load suppressor

by Joy_Afton14 October 14, 2021

loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

smuggle-a-load

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her.

when the condom breaks before you cum but you dont tell her and you smuggle-a-load

by martin j. saunters March 12, 2017

Farm load

A huge load you bring back to your girl after working and not seeing her

She always loves to tease a farm load into her booty

by Waste Management Consultant April 3, 2016

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021

loaded fries

French fries with more than two toppings.

They aren't cheddar bacon fries, they're loaded fries!

by hondabones August 2, 2022

load

a large amount

when a man shoots his load around a woman's neck area

by what am i March 12, 2025