The last of us

A pretty shitty and gay game used to offend people ( no offence to gay people)

That person is alot the last of us

by o chupa pilas February 1, 2023

the last men on earth

a post-nuclear war story by ishipjawnlock on wattpad and ao3

it took me so just a few hours to read the last men on earth. it was so good, I couldn‘t put my phone down!

by socnwng September 1, 2022

Last lap

A "last lap" is the finishing touch on wiping your turd cutter when done dropping a huge smash. When you do your doo doo, you wipe the majority of the brown job with cheap toilet paper. But, what separates the men from the boys is when you throw down a "last lap", wiping your balloon knot with a baby wipe. Seriously, all the cool kids are doing it.

"Daaaaamn son! Your ass is stank! You better throw down a last lap while you're in there!"

by Pitou1093 August 5, 2017

Eating last night's parmo

A feeling of familiarity, of nostalgia almost, tinged with regret and the promise of regret to come.

I wish my ex hadn't moved back here. Every time I see them it's like eating last night's parmo.

by Eidorb Norton the Unseemly May 29, 2024

Secrets don't last at Tilted Towers

An incredible quote by some fucking cow idk

"Hey man, secrets don't last at Tilted Towers."
"Are you high"

by Turqle_ May 15, 2021

Was really nice talking to you last night :)

When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"

Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"

by anonymous_123_b November 6, 2019

Goths last hope

When a goth/emo girl give a man full control during sex and he alternates between making out with her mouth and pussy

I had a goths last hope last night

by Super goth slayer19 September 10, 2024