chocolate chip mayonnaise

The fecal laden man-goo that covers the cock immediately after anal intercourse in which the male factor disemboques into the female's rectal opening. Similar in consistency to Campbell's cream of mushroon(condensed) or Progresso chunky style.

Our night of frollic and fun ended with a fat double serving of chocolate chip mayonnaise.

by Hari Fernandez Gonzales November 14, 2007

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as mad as a bottle of chips

Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.

£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!

by Aaron Stevenson May 14, 2008

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jamaican chocolate chip

term used by common niggaz to insult another brethren (person of nigger descent)

Black 1: "Shut yo jamaican chocolate chip mouf!"

Black 2: "Naw cuh!!!!!!!"

by davante January 27, 2007

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sniff my chip

you only use this word if you wanna humiliate your enemies and completely destroy them >:)

bradley: "kevin you're such a loser"
kevin: "awww, well sniff my chip >:p"

by lebeetch September 09, 2020

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25% more chips

The biggest lie told by chips companies. A recurring marketing tactic to increase sales while only adding 2 more pieces as to not be considered false advertising.
Also known as "25% more air".

This package has 25% more chips!
Cap🧢

by ruralurban24 January 30, 2023

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