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teacher

A person that should really quit their job.
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Tech Deck Titties

Tits that have an odd vert ramp shape to them.
Those would look nice if they weren't all tech deck titties
by JohnBobSexiPants October 8, 2008
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Techdomme

Noun. Specific type of financial domination created by Mistress Harley using the most sophisticated web based technology to control the computers of sissies and paypigs.
Mistress Harley is the only Techdomme to control my computer and invade my files.
by Mistress Harley October 18, 2015
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Garden City Gym Teacher

Almost the most fit teachers in the schools, minus the fact that some are overly weight and dive golf carts because they are too lazy to walk around. Some have special conditions, ex: shin splints,pacemakers,lesbian,gay

In the end most of the guys are especially hot
Dude your a gym teacher you must me a "Garden City Gym Teacher"!
by GcLaxChick November 9, 2010
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Virginia Tech

My school. A pretty awesome place considering you're in the middle nowhere since the people bring the big town life here with them. Known for its academics and sports among many other things.

As a high school senior, I had to choose among a near infinite amount of East coast universities to attend, eventually realizing the greatness that was just an hour down the interstate. They're also pretty selective. I was one of 5,600 freshmen accepted from a pool of over 20,000 applicants in 2008.

Some facts:
-We do have a formidable football team, although many (and myself) could care less if it gets too gung ho.
-(In response to a blatant misconception I heard) We don't fuck the cows here. That's just gross.
-The students here are really chill and easy to hang with. There's something here for everyone.
-Great Engineer and Architecture programs. Even beats, dare I say it, UVA...
-The largest full time student population in Virginia.
-The party scene here is commendable. Plenty of frat and apartment venues to get you pissed on a weekly basis if you desire.
-Guy/Girl ratio is approaching a cool 50/50, up from being slightly more sausage a few years ago. (so no need to fret)
-Totally awesome guy: I'm so stoked that I'm going to Virginia Tech this fall! Engineering or Architecture, I don't care, I just want to go!
-Totally awesome guy's totally awesome friend:
Good for you! I got accepted into UVa to study business this fall, their program was a big plus to me.
-1st Guy: *friendly jest* Oh yeah? I guess we'll see your team's ass on the gridiron come November you zima-sippin first-year prick.
-Friend: *similar jest* Very funny you cow screwin' hick, why don't you whistle to your quarterback boyfriend through your missing front tooth while you slap the back of your sunburnt neck and spit your chaw!
-1st Guy: .... ummmm, yeahhhh...
-Friend: I went to far didn't I?...
by mickgriddle17 May 7, 2009
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texas tech

where nobody actually graduates from but attends for 6 years just to party and get the raider rash. no class, no grades, no problem i guess they can say they at least went to college.
"Texas tech, where the wind blows as hard as the school."
by ag13 April 21, 2009
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Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech is a school that has no national championships in any sport....other than bass fishing
http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/tournaments/news/story?id=3072091
# of national titles for some virginia colleges
Old Dominion 28
Virginia 19
James Madison 5
Richmond 1
Virginia Tech 0, unless you count bass fishing (which would make 1)
by jmskins26 February 23, 2009
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