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Take a piss

When a person (or group of people) is pissed off and they need to “take a piss” to get it out of their system.
You were a dickhead and now your best friend Is mad at you..

“Larry, you dickhead!”

“Alright, Ron, take a piss and calm down”

Or

In a heated situation in which everyone is angry ...

Everyone take a piss and let’s resolve this.”
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take a dig

to take an extremely large shit after a large meal, sleeping, ect.
Holy shit! I gotta take a dig before I shit my pants!
by the men were pigs September 14, 2003
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Take a Picture

1. A guy that's way too fast having sex, a premature ejaculator.

2. Something you say to a girl after having unsatisfying sex, often adding 'It'll last longer.'

This works on so many levels, the receiver of the insult will probably not even know it's an insult!
We call our friend Chris 'Take a Picture'. Because we heard after he has sex, the girl wants to 'Take a Picture... It'll last longer.
by Jack Dreesen May 26, 2004
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take a William

when you gotta take a dump jsut say--i gotta take a William SHATTer--emphasis on the SHATT. You canalos use the abbreviated version "take a William" -- only works with audiences familiar with the saying.
I got visit my old friend Mr. William Shattner.

Damn, I think I feel a turtle head, I gotta go take a William
by Kraticus--Roman Warrior February 12, 2005
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taking a sheet

The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.
Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."

Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.
by EZ Ice October 2, 2011
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Take it to Facebook

When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
by Analogy Queen NJ March 3, 2010
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Take a Jeff

When you need to use the bathroom to take a really nasty shit
Omfg! I really need to take a Jeff right now.
by Fattyswiss January 27, 2015
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