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Tails

Miles Prower is a fox and the ultimate chad chads wish they could be. Tails is fucking everyone that had ever existed or ever will exist.
Tim: “I JUST GOT CUCKED BY TAILS!!!”
Jim: “POGGERS
by Upinyocribdawg69 March 18, 2021
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being tailed

1: when someone is following you for some reason
2: When a pet dog, cat, or any type of lizard repeatedly hits someone in the face with their tail
I'm being tailed by my dog right now, which is making it difficult to see.
by Vanguard 1998 March 18, 2021
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The tail

Form of post modern mutilation and a method of psychological warfare designed to scare and intimidate. You take a guy’s dick and push it through the body and pull the reversed dick out of his ass. So it looks like they have a bloody tail hanging out of their asshole. Method created by Bobby Lee.
(Related to the Colombian Necktie)
Is that a dead body? Oh man what’s that stick out of his ass? It’s the Tail! Bobby Lee must’ve been here!
by Roofkorean March 23, 2021
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tail tales

Da assordid --- I mean, I mean, **assorted** --- stories of "getting lucky" dat two or more studs exchange around da card-table or at da bar-counter.
I detest listening to da miscellaneous "tail tales" of da various puffed-ego human stallions who gather at Duffy's Tavern... I mean, yeah, sure --- so maybe those hot chicks **did indeed** spread their legs for those virile crotch-cravers on those particular occasions, but what about any word of actual long-term friendships or relationships with said ladies??? Didn't those guys have any more respect or appreciation for these "willing" women beyond just their allowing said bush-hungry dudes to get in their pants??? I would rather take da time and effort to cause a gal to like and respect me as being a nice kind-hearted guy whom she'd actually **enjoy** lovingly cuddling up to and having sex wif, not just perform da simple ol' "wham, bam, thank you, Ma'am" routine wif her and then scuttle off again!
by QuacksO April 19, 2021
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coat-tails

A parasitic person who claims other's social, political or military success as their own
Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton played coat-tails to each other.
by Sexydimma April 24, 2021
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raccoon tail extensions

Coon tails,
Commonly seen on Scene girls.
They are striped hair extensions for example:
Red strip of hair with black stripes in it.
Not very common in stores these days anymore,
Also kind of hard to find online too.
Unless u just get a plain colorful hair extension, a bullet point sharpie and color the stripes onto the extension, that works perfectly fine too.
Scene girl: Mom can you buy me this? *Shows her mom a blue raccoon tail extension from Amazon*

Mom: No, why do u want stripes in your hair?

Scene girl: *gets upset and goes into the bathroom to Re-Tease her hair and use old raccoon tail extensions*
by Uhm Yesenia😃k April 29, 2021
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Internal tail ticklin

An action in which you put an animals tail in your ass.
Damn, that was a real good Internal tail ticklin!
by BaconReh69 May 10, 2021
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