sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.

1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!

by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008

simpsogoi

Expression of epic joy

Hi etextigni s ul i can't sms when i.yvette addiny drinking everytimi simpsogoi way lol i dont18 selly know what's inimiti e a i hope third makes pennsl bye!

by Teat June 21, 2008

Symphockery

Sympathetic Mockery

FishFace: So not wet in a fortunate way then? Poor you :P

DuckFace: yea yea... symphockery :p

by Fake IT August 23, 2011

Simpsoned

The act of making questionable decisions causing involvement by local law enforcement.

Hey man, have fun tonight, but make sure you don't get Simpsoned. I don't have time to bail you out tomorrow.

by The Simpsonator 3000 November 4, 2011

Sympathy Trumpet

The colours people see when playing instruments such as trumpets.

"I see red lines and blue dots when playing my sympathy trumpet"

by Not Timothy May 9, 2013

Simpsoner JR

V. Pleasuring one self while operating a motorized vehicle - wheels must be in motion.

My damn bus driver keeps missing all my stops - he must be on his third Simpsoner JR

by WildERP August 26, 2013

sympathy grind

To temporarily receive a lady's favor for several seconds before she departs, laughing.

Getting a sympathy grind turned him off to clubs forever.

by tempo May 1, 2014