slippery little moose cactus

A term meant for hedgehogs or percupines. Small moose covered in spikes. Like a cactus.

Look at that slippery little moose cactus over there. He’s finna prick someone in the ass.

by Jackassmuthafucka03 November 2, 2017

Slippery Pete

A male who is willing to wait in the lurch for his roommate to take a momentary sex break; only then to seize the moment and seamlessly slide in sex with the unknowing woman.

God damn Jimmy, pulled a slippery Pete on me and started banging my chick when I went to get water!

by Kozbot December 1, 2017

slippery twat tickler

Jordan Hepburn

Jordan Hepburn is a Slippery twat tickler

by your Father Figure 69 December 19, 2017

Slipper Dip

The 'Slipper Dip' is when after a night of heavy drinking a person partakes soon after awakening.

Bro like this morning i felt so hungover but then i Slipper Dipped and now its all good.

by TheSargeant081 January 12, 2018

slippery twat brownie

When an overly tan girl is wearing a skirt and no panties, slips and falls on an icy deck and gets her labia stuck on it. Like a tongue to a flagpole in the winter.

You should have seen Gina when she came out of the tanning salon that b**** slipped and fell and got a slippery twat brownie

by Des and Kirstie May 3, 2018

Slippericus Lanicus

A slippery road. Often resulting from rain or similar weather

A: Hey I'm gonna be running late today
B: y doe
A: Cause I have to go down a Slippericus Lanicus
B: oh shiz waddup
A: Yeah, it'll be hella route to get through.

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO January 23, 2018

Skipper

A little bitch who can’t stand up to their oppressors.

“Come on skipper, time for your afternoon fucking”

by davidthejew2646 May 19, 2018