Nut Surprise

When a girl is sucking a guy's dick and he randomly nuts on her face and yells SURPRISE!

"Dude I totally gave that chick a nut surprise last night."

by Aimee & Bill March 20, 2008

Corporate surgayllance

Corporate surgayllance is the monitoring of a person or group's behavior by a coworker. The data collected is most often used for snitching, to badmouth others and regularly shared with other employees. It can be used as a form of business "intelligence", which enables the recipient to enhance his/her own perception at the firm.

Steve: Did you see the new Lindsey Lohan pics on the web?
Frank: I couldnt, that asswipe from accounting keeds looking around my cublivcle every time he goes to take a dump
Steve: Kick his ass, his corporate surgayllance is really screwing up your sexlife

by bergali September 17, 2010

Promiscuous Surrender

Event that occurs when senior management sets up a company for sale, and races to sell it to anyone as fast as possible, so that they can paid out on a change-of-control clause in their employment contracts. Antonym of, or opposite of, a Hostile Takeover. Commonly executed by incompetent senior management in over their heads in terms of business challenges.

Our CEO, a supposedly good salesman, could not increase sales during his six year stint, so he cut costs and performed a promiscuous surrender so he could score a $50 million payout for himself. And we are not getting bonuses this year. What a flaming asshole.

by plresults October 26, 2011

Navel surprise

Left over jizz found in a girls belly button the following day.

Lisa: Eww gross whats in my belly button!!!

Karen: It appears Kyle left you a Navel surprise.

by Gritty42 November 29, 2011

gristley surprise

When a genital wart comes off into your mouth and you unexpectedly bite down onto it between your teeth.

Gristle : tough cartilaginous, tendinous, or fibrous matter

Went down on a new partner I picked up last night, I had no idea I was in for a gristley surprise.

by Trader1933 January 14, 2017

Yeah sure, sounds really good, okay

A passive-aggressive response to an annoying person, usually a customer or co-worker.

Customer: I can't believe I have to pay extra for guac!
Employee: Yeah sure, sounds really good, okay.

by #Farmers_Tan February 1, 2017

Subway Surfers

One of the most iconic mobile games where a squad named the "Core Crew" runs away from a cop that has the same speed as Earl from the movie cloudy with a chance of meatballs. The game also has Frank, a character people think is so hot for some reason. Play it. NOW!

Hey man, do you play Subway Surfers?
Yeah of course!
Nice.

by fxhinti43 May 21, 2021