Super Pretendo

A Nintendo product played completely in one's imagination

Me: If I got suspended I'd play Nintendo
Kirsten: Wouldn't your parents take it away?
Me: So I'd play in my head, they can't take that away from me
Everette: THE SUPER PRETENDO!!

by amongtheomegas November 01, 2004

super straight

a phrase only insecure cisgender heterosexual males use. super straight means you only date cisgender people of the opposite sex. it’s extremely transphobic and “super straights” have convinced themselves that they are oppressed, deserve a month, and are an actual sexuality.

boy 1 “that girl is fine af”
boy 2 “bro yk she’s trans”
boy 1 “oh hell nah yk i’m super straight, i don’t fw that”
boy 2 “yessir ik, that’s why i had to tell ya”

by iluvsatan March 22, 2021

super swamper

The coolest most jacked up truck or suv (sometimes jeep) in the world, usually driven by a crazy mud boggin redneck smokin cowboy killers and listening to lynard skynard.

Spencer picked me up and took me for a ride in the super swamper last night!!!!

by Covered in mud November 15, 2007

super straight

a dumbass “sexuality” that is transphobic and declares that a person would not say a trans person

super straight people are transphobic and are not apart of the lgbtq+ community

by Don’t be transphobic March 08, 2021

super straight

a man who loves to have hot and rough sex with other men, preferably trans men. they also have pride in a small penis and like to share it with people.

man 1: hey do you wanna stay the night here?
man 2: as long as you’re trans, i’m super straight after all

by xX_fartslayer_Xx March 06, 2021

Super Straight

I way for a bunch of assholes to use transphobia as a sexuality.

A- Hey, would you date them?
B- Are they transgender?
A- Yeah why?
B- Hell no bro, I don't date "real" Women/Men
A- What do you mean?
B- I'm Super straight

Cis-gender people loving other cis-gender people

by >/3 March 30, 2021

super straight

super straight is a sexuality that promotes transphobia, in which someone refuses to date trans people solely for the fact that they're trans. but what people don't know is that people who call themselves "super straight" are actually closeted comunist gay bimbos.

"im super straight"
"oh really? wow, i didn't know you were a comunist gay bimbo!"

by glock_cock March 08, 2021