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Phone Stoned

A person is so into what is on their phone (text message, Facebook, twitter, etc.) that they are oblivious to the outside world. They are very unlikely to respond when being spoken to.
Don't bother asking Jen what she wants. She's phone stoned!

You were just so phone stoned a minute ago. Did you even hear me?
by Lisa jobet November 19, 2010
mugGet the Phone Stonedmug.

kidney stoning

The act of taking drugs by placing a needle in one's urethra.
"Man, you were in that bathroom for hours! What the heck were you doing?"

"Sorry bro, I was kidney stoning on some fresh stuff."
by Dacooliodude January 8, 2012
mugGet the kidney stoningmug.

jagged stone

Jagged Stone is a rockstar character in Miraculous Ladybug who is jealous of X Y.
Chloe: That’s Jagged Stone!
mugGet the jagged stonemug.

stoning the carnie

Last night me and my girl stoned the carnie til noon
by stone philips May 17, 2004
mugGet the stoning the carniemug.

stoned

V: instance is which you witness a drug deal, and the cops bust everyone.
dude: skeet niggy! that nigga just got stoned!!
by dave matt July 9, 2007
mugGet the stonedmug.

Stone in the shoe

One who has fortune in all ways and none.
He who has Stone in the shoe, lives fast and dies young..
by StonesInShoe February 26, 2011
mugGet the Stone in the shoemug.

Cold Stone Creamery

An ice cream store where employees sing every 4 minutes, oversize your order and assume that you will be back the next day to pay them more money for their overpriced product. Kneading ice cream on an extremely cold slab of marble while adding in things such as candy bars, chocolate chips and even strawberries to your order is their specialty. Coldstone Creamery also markets smoothies, milk shakes, cakes and pint to gallon tubs of their very own ice cream that you can take home in order to place yourself into a comatose state.
by Carl H. October 4, 2006
mugGet the Cold Stone Creamerymug.

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