spoonaholic

When you're always simping with you're boo thang.

Quit being spoonaholic with each other.

by Lola Monroe September 25, 2013

Spoon

A spoon. An empty, vacuous, vacant person.

You're a effing spoon mate!

by Yonkyo November 23, 2013

Spoon

A person who is so annoying/dumb that it's hard to understand how long they have lasted on this planet.

Sarah: I just ate a metal shard
Bob: You're so dumb, you're a spoon.

by NotHarold May 9, 2015

spoonatrois

Three people laying together in bed facing the same direction (spooning). A threesome of spoons ("a trois").

Jack and Jill invited Jane to their spoonatrois.

by Douche McGernigal December 22, 2015

Spoonal

the act of inserting a spoon's handle into the anus of a sexual partner and using it to eat food.

I can only eat icecream during spoonal.

by penisfencer January 3, 2016

Spoonball

Spooning and watching football

Want to have Spoonball Sunday?

by Notsnhojnamtuo January 8, 2016

Spoon

1. A Romantic way of cuddling
2.a dumb person

1.Yeah me and Chad spooned last night
2. Me:What did you get for number 5 on the math homework?

Chad: I got Abraham Lincoln somehow

Me: Oh my god your such a spoon

by Captain long schlong May 15, 2016