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Social life

Having a social life is when you are actively with or hanging out with people, usually a very social person.
“Adam doesn’t have a fucking social life like Sean.”
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Social Vagrant

A person that somehow manages to perpetuate a life of zero responsibility by being very socially acceptable (cool and funny), living off of friends and family.
That guy James is a Social Vagrant but he's so cool it doesn't matter to me that he drinks all my Rum.
by KillianZane December 15, 2010
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socially slutty

A term used for a person or group of people who have wide reaching connections either within a city, large community, or group of people.
"Can you believe the Browns? They had lunch with the mayor yesterday. I don't think there's anyone in Denver they don't know, they're so socially slutty."
by Skyliner12 May 7, 2009
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Social Cesspool

A place or culture that might contain people or views that are controversial.
Stan: Ah that's a new one, google it.
Jan: No way, the internet is a total Social Cesspool nowadays. I don't wanna know what will come up.
Stan: ...And, I love it.
Jan: You're a 'bag.
by So CialCes Spool October 29, 2009
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Social-jerking

A form of self-promotion by which you promote another individual's website/blog with the expectation that they'll return the favor.
Jim is social-jerking every single blog post on twitter.
by theremorse May 4, 2012
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post social

a band from Williamsburg that helped re-start the music scene in 2001. Many bands in the area were influenced and encouraged by their live shows to start their own bands. the band died in March of 2004
Did you see post social last night? Is their drummer Turkish?
by demon hunter 86 August 27, 2006
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Social Parasite

A person who thrives on others and benefit by deriving money, time, and emotions at the other's expense(s). S/He not only maintains but expects friends to support and sponsor her way of life while the said parasite may even manage to extract money and wealth from her friends to spend on her/himself, i.e. fashion, vacations, advancements. In return if said parasite make attempt to give back, it was often used as superficial avenue to glorify or benefit him/herself.
Colleague 1: I was at a friend's wedding and saw Irina with her new boyfriend.

Colleague 2: Oh God, what did they do?

Colleague 1: Well, she didn't bring get the couple a wedding present, her boyfriend ate all the steak from the table, got horribly drunk and offended a couple of people.

Colleague 2: Sounds typical trashy behavior.

Colleague 1: More than that - they're social parasites... when the married couple came to our table to toast, Irina said the them, "For your wedding present, I'll give you two tickets to my next show."

Colleague 2: Wow. I think I've seen one of her shows - it was horrible.

Colleague 1: I don't have the heart to tell her otherwise.
by Mac Taler May 16, 2014
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