snatch fished

When a woman promises more interesting sexual practices in the future after a certain date (ie. Marriage, engagement, etc) but then goes back on those promises.

Bob got snatch fished by Karen when she told him she'd only do doggy style after they got married. Turns out she's a missionary only girl.

by Pursenuggets April 5, 2023

Snatching

Snatching meaning Lying in dmv

Joe: I just got this girl number

Me: Stop snatching

by DmvSlang(RVA,VA) November 6, 2023

Jizzle snatch

When the entire snatch is covered with jizz

This bitch has a jizzle snatch I best not fuck with her she's a hoe

by Batman jr December 28, 2018

Snatch

1. Perhaps the most vile, horrific word for a woman's vagina.
2. An overused joke in Michael Rosen YouTube Poops.
3. To grab or take something quickly.

1: Man, her snatch was so tight, it took me 10 minutes just to get my dick inside it!
2: Watch YTP: The Michael Rosen Rapid Snatch Expansion by ChickenPika. Holy shit, it's so damn funny.
3: I snatched it from the shelf before anyone else could get it.

by Buttered Quayle January 3, 2019

Snatch Kisser

A person with a profound love for pussy.

"Ck is a crazy snatch kisser", told Poori

by neonmonkey August 31, 2018

daddy snatching

The act of stealing someone's man or just simply getting a guy that has the potential to be called "daddy" to fw you.

We're about to go daddy snatching tonight

by Basicbitcht._ July 12, 2017

snatch puzzle junkie

When you take a photo of your woman’s snatch then cut it up in peices and put it back together as a puzzle.

Hey babe.. I’m in a snatch puzzle junkie mood.

by TNT X2 January 27, 2018