A squad of fine-ass people (usually women) who roll up together looking like a mobile buffet of badness.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
Not just a snack — this crew is a full-course combo rolling deep and unapologetically hot.
They don’t walk in — they arrive.
• “Bro… the club just shook. A snack wagon just pulled up and I forgot how to talk.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
• “You see that squad over there? Certified snack wagon.”
• “Five baddies, one car, one mission: slay. It’s the snack wagon.”
by TattedUpJeep July 11, 2025
Get the Snack Wagonmug. by shamrock2157 October 28, 2012
Get the Snack-jackedmug. When an obese woman or friend of an attractive girl habitually or rudely cock blocks guys from meeting or introducing themselves to the eligible woman.
That miserable woman at the bar is protecting the snacks, she’s not letting anybody talk to her bff.
by Stone Cold FeeFee August 4, 2025
Get the Protecting the snacksmug. A madlad who hides until the time is right to SWOOSH in and then take the snacks of other people when no one's around.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
They cannot be stopped unless they're caught in the action, or you interrogate them.
Alright! who's the damn snack bandit in this house? i put my chips in the container above the microwave and they were suddenly gone this morning! who took them!?
by thextorzhater May 18, 2019
Get the snack banditmug. The tiny bits of food, crumbs, and sauce drips from recently eaten food that get stuck in a bra, long hair, beard, moustache, chest hair, shirt, bedsheets etc.
Snacks may be flicked away, washed off, or especially eaten when noticed.
Snacks may be flicked away, washed off, or especially eaten when noticed.
"I was motorboating my girl in the theater and I found snacks in her bra"
Dude 1: "Hey man, you have snacks in your beard"
Dude 2: "I was saving them for later"
*eats beard crumbs*
Dude 1: "Hey man, you have snacks in your beard"
Dude 2: "I was saving them for later"
*eats beard crumbs*
by HabaneroHarlot September 29, 2023
Get the Snacksmug. by Big snack man October 5, 2021
Get the Snackmug. A girl or woman of loose morals ,and quit possibly ugly . A man may need a snack at times to curve his appetite until he can a have a real meal .
just between you and me I’ve snacked on her before , it was a small quick snack , and there is no way I’d do it again .
by Margaret1970 March 9, 2021
Get the Snackmug.