shelf shuffle

The hassle of moving items on a shelf in the fridge so one can pull out an item that is trapped behind all others.

Of course the milk is at the very back of my fridge when I want to eat my bowl of cereal.....fuck the shelf shuffle, I'll just use orange juice...

by phish phood December 28, 2010

masheeshka shuffle

when your girlfriend walks in on you while masterbaiting and you ejaculate onto a shish kabob.

super bowl Sunday I invited

my girlfriend walked in on me while doing the masheeshka shuffle.

by here.kittie.kittie.0 July 26, 2023

G-spot shuffle

With an upward curved cock, in dogggy style, a thumb is inserted in the rectum with the intent to have the pad of the thumb press upon the cock curve.

I hit her with the g-spot shuffle, birch came all over the place. Had to burn my sheets.

by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018

Shanghai Shuffle

Bringing ‘merch’ or goods that is related to a theme park inside the said theme park, to trick your kids or other people to think you bought those goods from the highly expensive theme park souvenir or merchandise stores.

Before we went to Disneyland, I bought Mickey Mouse toys from the mall and stuff it in my backpack to do the Shanghai Shuffle to my kids and save me a whole lot of kaching.

by Jackielai March 31, 2023