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salted his beard

The act of tricking innocent homeless men into ejaculating various bodily fluids into a fake beard worn by the assailants.
the Beard is then dried, removed and dipped into cooking pots at a later date to add a matured salty taste.
Extra points are given if the contributors have different venereal diseases and Connor can milk them to satisfaction without waking them. Although consciousness is optional but not encouraged.
Did you taste Connor’s goulash last Friday night?? Tasted like he’s been salted his beard again. Anyways. My doctor says this gonorrhea around my mouth should clear up if I keep taking these antibiotics. But these genital warts are here to stay.
by JesusBummedTrump August 8, 2023
mugGet the salted his beardmug.

Salt lick

When you sweat so much. It sticks on the taint.
Hey honey, you want to lick my salt lick. You pull down your pants and they get a salty spread
by Dark everywhere. May 14, 2022
mugGet the Salt lickmug.

salt kiss

When you ejaculate into another’s mouth then kiss.
I blew in Leigh’s mouth then kissed her. She gave me a salt kiss.
by Missy Hidair December 18, 2023
mugGet the salt kissmug.

Salt

"Hey what r u playin?"

"Oh it's a fuckin trash game i found in the compost in the backyard. Its pronounced SALT, but actually u spell it L-E-A-G-U-E-O-F-L-E-G-E-N-D-S"
by Greentea_Pepper_Mix February 20, 2019
mugGet the Saltmug.

Salt Blaster

A word meaning the same as a crack head, somebody that does drugs excessively like cocaine and meth.
Hey look over there at those salt blasters walking down the street.
by armflap3000 March 16, 2025
mugGet the Salt Blastermug.

SALTS

smiled a little then stopped
Friend: *sends sum funny*
You: SALTSSS
Friend : cmon bruh
by misskeshia November 22, 2020
mugGet the SALTSmug.

Salt

Sex at lunch time, a nooner
Hey honey I’m swinging by the house for some salt.
by Elivinicizz May 7, 2021
mugGet the Saltmug.

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