Salad

A reference given to a certain person/persons who are acting in what would be determined as a "looser-ish" or anti-social way.

A "I can't wait to go out on Saturday"

B "Me neither, It's a shame Rob's being a kimmer"

A "Yeah, he's being such a salad"

by Chels19 July 28, 2012

salad tossing

getting ones ass ate out ,this is a popular pastime in prisons ,

by bungholeo March 26, 2003

tossed salad

the act of stimulating the anal opening and the surrounding area with a partner's mouth.

"in order to save my self from tourture i was forced to toss his salad"

by jiggamon January 15, 2003

toss salad

Sexual arousal through the mastication of the anal cavity.

Most men are afraid to toss salad for fear of the homosexual conotation.

by Courtney E. December 28, 2005

caesar salad

The act of spreading another humans buttcheeks with the nose and blowing air into the anus, as the cheeks ripple and flap. Similar to a motorboat, but with buttcheeks.

"God, when The Deer gave Justin a caesar salad, I thought his cheeks would never stop flapping"

by Andrew G September 15, 2005

Tossed Paper Salad

When your going down on a girl and go for the "brown eye" and discover balled up pieces of toilet paper stuck in the hair.

last night I was waiting for dinner so my girl served me a tossed paper salad for an appetizer

by Catochi3 January 8, 2008

Choke & spit my salad

This is basically a reaction to reading something very funny whilst in the act of manually pleasuring oneself. This can ultimately lead to a person only being able to achieve orgasm whilst laughing.

I saw a funny picture whilst flicking through Playboy and it caused me to choke & spit my salad.

by Gripper January 5, 2006