Dick Salad

A Salad of some sort, being one which either actually contians small, bite sized portions of the male reproductive organ, or penis, or a anamorphic blob of complete nothingness, slightly resembling Male genitalia. Or just a salad that taste really bad. Or Smells of wang. Thank You.

" Holy shit! This fucking shit is complete Dick Salad!" OR " You are coming to dinner with us tonite Rupert and you WILL eat my Dick Salad or Else!" OR " OMG! Theres male genitalia in my ceaser salad!"

by Screaming In Silence March 15, 2005

toss salad

to eat someone's ass with jelly or syrup...and like it

"toss my salad bitch"

by bryan newman December 8, 2003

Salad Creations

A place where 30 year old lonely women come to bitch at the employees about how much they weigh. Employees like Eric get in trouble for staring at girls boobs. Employess there hate to work and want to cut off their balls or respective genitalia.

"I've got bitched at by so many women at salad creations i want to cut off my testicles."

by Seizureman October 7, 2007

Salad Tong

A modified form of canoodling in which one partner, generally the smaller of the two, lays on top of the other. This positions the partners faces in such a way as to facilitate smooches.

Al: When I woke up, you and Linda were makin out!
Jeff: Nah bro, that was just the "Salad Tong"
Al: Oh, sick!

by snottypants angel April 10, 2011

poutine salad

the act of one female forcefully applying her genitals (bare or clothed) to the nose of another female.

suzy didnt look to happy when jaclyn gave her that poutine salad yesterday.

by grillmore December 5, 2010

greek salad

Performing analingus on a person who has just been anally creampied.

That four-dollar hooker even did a Greek Salad on the midget stripper! Man, I wish I got her name...

by scala5k May 18, 2005

Salad-Rape

The act of depositing excrement upon an unsuspecting lover/victims body then proceeding to ejaculate upon said excrement

Alew-Yo dude did you hear?...Bernie Salad-Raped that girls face at the party last tuesday

What's Salad-Rape

I dont know man lets go look it up on urban dictionary.com

by Master of salad December 21, 2008