russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole

Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs

by The Pheasant June 22, 2014

Russian funnel

When your partner shoves a funnel in your arse and shits, pisses, spits, cums and throws up in it. They then take it out and as fast as they can shove it in their gob and pour the rest on your chest and arse. Shortly followed by shitting on your chest and adding whippy cream and a cherry on top!

Hey sexy wanna come round and fuck followed by a Russian funnel?

by ohthatgurl007 February 10, 2018

Russian Conscription

“mobilization to graves”

Russian Conscription for the war in Ukraine is a grave era.

by mlhiss September 24, 2022

Russian Bias

Used to refer to vehicles of the soviet union and modern day russia (mostly in digital media) that are made of Stalinium, and are thus almost inpenetrable while being as good as weightless.

It is still up for debate whether this is reality or just made up by angry king tiger drivers. Our best scientists at Gaijin and Wargaming are on it, but we dont know if thats bettering or worsening the situation.

xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: Lol that IS-2 is so OP! Obvious russian bias!
NotTheLegend27: You know it takes until the heat death of the universe to reload?
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: RUSSIAN BIAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by Mordador November 5, 2019

Russian fatty

A person usually used for slavs or for people that look like slavs that are fat. These people usually call other people fat whille they them self are fat.

Isaac: Ervin is the guy that played in my football team, the russian fatty.
Aaron: Hahhhah

by Yeetboi7511 March 23, 2021

Russian Mayo

A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".

by TheCraftyCocktailor January 15, 2020

russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

by Kingrich212 July 31, 2017