jack robbed

A very violent robbery. Combination of hijacking and robbery.

"If you stay here you won't get jack robbed like you would at Kean"

by GME April 21, 2014

Mike Robbins

A mike guzzles mustard on the daily, he is also very meek.

Mike Robbins: I GUZZZZLED DIJON MUSTARD YESTERDAY.

Person: Ok Mike

by User123324231324512 May 23, 2014

heidi robbie

A horrible bitch who's the most annoying person on the planet and is completely dumb

Omg she's such a heidi robbie she's talking so annoyingly

by im a fucking dictionary April 16, 2015

spank robbery

To be interrupted during a masterbating session. Interruption can be for numerous reasons, for example: wife/gf, parents, door bell ring, phone call.

I had the house to myself on my day off. I was going to enjoy some self love but my wife came early stopping me early. She committed an act of spank robbery.

by West Texas Red Dirt March 21, 2017

cole Robbins

When you wreck your truck in your driveway after five mikes hard lemonades and a natural light

I hate you, go pull a Cole Robbins

by B Smash July 20, 2017

Armed Robbery

What the governments usually do with taxes and shit (usually far more common in South America)

They're charging taxes for buying off steam
-Now that's what you call armed robbery

by Spawn was Taken May 15, 2018

Grave robbing

Hitting your Juul when the light is red, indicating a very low or dead battery.

Juuler 1: Ah shit, my Juul is basically dead. Look at that red light.

Juuler 2: Looks like you're gonna have to go grave robbing.

by Austin From Boston June 16, 2018