polishing the jag

Describes having a posh wank, i.e. masturbating whilst wearing a condom
I walked in and he was polishing the jag
by ezelbee November 17, 2016
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Polish pork sword

A very large very pale peins at least 8 inches
Oh my God yesterday Tom from the office sent my girlfriend a picture of his polish pork sword so I gave him more papers to fill out just to piss him off
by The mans dictionary June 24, 2023
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The Polish Wheelbarrow

A sex position in which two or more partners engage in a sideways 69, both using thrusting force to achieve orgasm
Do you wish to polish wheelbarrow later, darling?

"How did you make her cum?" Asked josh
"The Polish Wheelbarrow" said fred "the Polish Wheelbarrow "
by TheRiddla April 07, 2022
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Dick polish

When someone doubles down on an elitist trait, they are adding “dick polish”.
Technically Dieter has two doctorate so in Germany his title gets a whole layer of dick polish. There he is Herr Doctor Doctor Dieter.

Stephanie got that really expensive phone and decided she just had to have real diamonds set in the case. She really likes that dick polish.

George’s dually is never used to tow, is the fanciest limited edition they offer, and is so dolled up with dick polish glitter comes out of the exhaust pipe and I can swear when he accelerates the car sounds like it’s saying “I’m better”.
by Homosexual Black Female December 03, 2023
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Polish bicycle ride

Going home with one of the few promiscuous women that frequent the Cedar Tavern or other small Polish town bar, and proceeding to have sexual coitus. Also, see village bicycle.
I stopped into to the tavern for a few pints, ended up drinking all night and decided to go for a Polish bicycle ride.
by TheWinedOne June 17, 2021
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Polish Hand Grenade

A solid shit that is propelled out of your butthole by a stream of hot diarrhea.
Haley was so mad at the barista she unleashed a Polish Hand Grenade at the bathroom walls.
by kungfumelissa January 17, 2021
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