Pity Fingering

When a guy comes too quickly during sex and the girl is left unsatisfied, it is common courtesy to offer to finish her off with the hands or mouth. It is also an act of pity if she was very close but the guy beat her to the finish line. Best undertaken without drawing attention to the fact that it is, in fact, out of pity.

Girl: oh yeah! oh my god, it's going to happen, i'm so close, aah aaah aaaaa-
Boy: -orgasms- im really sorry...
Girl: ...oh
Boy: do you want me to finish you off?
Girl:i don't want your pity fingering... -sulk-

by woo&t August 13, 2010

PITA syndrome

The PITA syndrome refers to a person consistently being a pain in the ass to other people. This term is occasionally used by psychologists to refer to a pattern of being consistently annoying or unpleasant.

Bill went through life consistently manifesting the PITA syndrome.

by Duckbutt September 10, 2004

pitted

When a surfer/ sponger/ skimmer gets barreled in a wave.

Alternate: Getting drunk

Aw brah its just like, you just get the best barrels ever dude. you come in and get spit righttt out. just drop in and smack the lip, wah BAH, just drop back in like BAHHHH, just ride the barrel and get pitted, sooo pitted like THAT.

Alternate: We got super pitted at Jimmy's house last night

by A Jay September 14, 2007

brad pitt

Soooooooooooooooooooooooo fuckin hot u cant even define him

"UMMMM hello he doesnt need a example just look at him."

by Destiny Smith April 30, 2005

pitch in

The act of giving in money to a make a large pool, mostly contributed within a circle of friends, for the general purpose of a gift or something for an occasion.

"Hey guys, Bob's birthday is coming up, lets all pitch in so we can get something big!"

"Pitch in for alcohol, guys?"

by Astroe January 21, 2010

Pasadena Pitchfork

Highly skilled maneuver that involves a man double fisting a woman while simultaneously receiving fellatio and taking a shit on the toilet.

I accidentally walked in on Darrel giving a Pasadena Pitchfork at grandma's house last week.

by Van Jermaine October 11, 2016

Pittsburgh Gentleman

A mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal, ginger ale, lime juice, and grenadine.

After a long day at the office, I like to put back a series of Pittsburgh Gentleman to take the edge off.

by Pburgh73 September 30, 2011