pineapple hairs

The green top of a pineapple.

Hey dude, did you see the pineapple hairs?
Yeah, they are so green!

by FLORIDA CHICK June 16, 2020

Pineapple

To engage in a passionate dance of tongues amidst the tropical heat.

"After the passionate pineapple dance on the beach, they couldn't stop giggling."

by smartmort12345 September 11, 2024

pineapples

Pineapples is a fruit which is used for 2 reasons,
1. To eat.
2. As an underwater-home for ya boi bob.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
If nautical nonsense be something you wish
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Then drop on the deck and flop like a

fish!
SpongeBob SquarePants!
Ready?

SpongeBob SquarePants, SpongeBob

SquarePants,

SpongeBob SquarePants

SpongeBob SquarePants!

OR

He is eating 9000 pineapples

by The smartest boi on the google October 23, 2017

Pineapple

A type of sex toy

"babe get the pineapple. I want you to shove it into my tight bussy, stem first"

"what the fuck honey?!"

by zorzorb October 10, 2021

Pineapple hairs

The stuff on the top of a pineapple

SpongeBob has a pineapple house and the pineapple has pineapple hairs.

by ItsYaBoIiijkjk June 16, 2020

Pineapple

A safe-word for when someone derails your conversation because they didn't get your reference.

Culprit: "My friend says it's been raining since November 5. I hope it's stopped by the time we arrive."
You: "Remember, remember."
Culprit: "What, was there something on the weather today?"
You: "Don't know, I haven't checked."
Culprit: "You mean I'd better remember to bring my umbrella, huh? :D"
You: "PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! THIS CONVERSATION MUST END!"

by danieldrake November 22, 2016

Pineapple Hair

The Top Leaves Of A Pineapple. The Green Part On Top.

You Need To Cut Off The Pineapple Hairs On Top!

by HairyApples June 16, 2020