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Pineapple

Me after being teased too much: Pineapple! Pineapple!
by Grimmdael December 12, 2022
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Pineapple Cream

When a gay dude starts putting stuff up his butt then when they pull the stuff out it’s got shit all over the items.
Ew, all the stuff he has is pineapple creamed.
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Pineapple

The pineapple (Ananas comosus) is a tropical plant with an edible fruit; it is the most economically significant plant in the family Bromeliaceae. The pineapple is indigenous to South America, where it has been cultivated for many centuries. The introduction of the pineapple to Europe in the 17th century made it a significant cultural icon of luxury. Since the 1820s, pineapple has been commercially grown in greenhouses and many tropical plantations.

Pineapples grow as a small shrub; the individual flowers of the unpollinated plant fuse to form a multiple fruit. The plant is normally propagated from the offset produced at the top of the fruit, or from a side shoot, and typically mature within a year.

The pineapple is a herbaceous perennial, which grows to 1.0 to 1.5 m (3 ft 3 in to 4 ft 11 in) tall, although sometimes it can be taller. The plant has a short, stocky stem with tough, waxy leaves. When creating its fruit, it usually produces up to 200 flowers, although some large-fruited cultivars can exceed this. Once it flowers, the individual fruits of the flowers join together to create a multiple fruit. After the first fruit is produced, side shoots (called 'suckers' by commercial growers) are produced in the leaf axils of the main stem. These suckers may be removed for propagation, or left to produce additional fruits on the original plant.
guy 1: lmao look my dick looks like a pineapple
guy 2: lol
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Pineapple Expressing

(Verb) To perform a series of implausible blunders resulting in state of overwhelming frustration for all individuals impacted by the situation.
My friend was pineapple expressing hard today when she locked her keys in the car and had her husband drive across town only to realize upon arrival that he too had forgotten to bring the spare set of keys. Needless to say, I missed my flight.
by Bystander123 February 4, 2021
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Pineapple

A mangled concatenation of pine and apple. The fruit doesn't even fucking taste like an apple, just some tropical bullshit.
Steve: "Do you like pineapples?"
Jordan: "I guess."
Steve, to himself: "Imbicile."
by Uppish March 24, 2019
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Simply, the pineapple is not a fucking apple so why don't you just look up apple you fucking retard.
by Urban Dictionary #666 January 1, 2017
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