1) A person who is constantly fondling their cell-phone. This includes texting, checking texts, looking at incoming calls, or doing anyone of the number of things you can do with a cell-phone.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.
2) A person who never has their hands less than one or two feet from their person so they can handle it at any time.
3) A person who's cell-phone appears to be as important to them as their genitals.
1) "She's the worst phone fluffer I've ever seen! Her hands are on that thing all day long!"
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)
2) "There's another phone fluffer. Don't these people have lives?"
3) If I see one more phone fluffer today I'm going to go sniper-tower an their ass, I swear!)
by Nameinuse January 14, 2011
Get the Phone fluffer mug.The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his cell phone in the mistaken hope that no one can see him.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.
Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.
Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.
by mocha baby April 3, 2008
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Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"
Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."
by krischicki June 13, 2008
Get the shoe phone mug.Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.
by starlux March 6, 2009
Get the poop phone mug.A gay man of whatever age, personality, and description, who subscribes to a telephone service the purpose of which is to encourage "live hook-ups," but who, when responding to those interested in getting together, wants nothing more than phone sex.
"Hey, man. Thanks for getting back to me. Just kicking back naked in my bed jackin' it. I am from NYC, but I'm vacationing with my relatives in Philly, and I am so hard, babe, let's bang it out hard and dirty over the phone. I wanna be your gay phone bitch."
by cooperbcp August 13, 2009
Get the gay phone bitch mug.A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.
An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order
by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011
Get the ASCOM PHONE mug.A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.
"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"
by Dylan684 September 7, 2010
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