peanut butter cookie

Refering to eating the ass of a male friend.

Dayum I love eating peanut butter cookies

by togiman June 30, 2020

Culleys Peanut Dish

The act of a dog licking your arse and balls clean of peanut butter

His dog licked Culleys Peanut Dish for the 9th time that day

by Gaydon69 April 18, 2020

peanuthead canoe shoes

Micro-headed rakelike individual with body vastly disproportional to shoe size. Often gullible and easily-led, this (thankfully) rare creature can often be seen in the vicinity of anything with a loudspeaker with pro gravy music blaring out, and practicing Vanilla Ice/MC Hammer mating ritual.

"Pro I've just been run over by a steam roller and now have BARGE FEET; I am now Peanuthead Canoe Shoes gravy"

by Dyah Byah October 27, 2003

peanut butter gums

A smile that has short front teeth.
The teeth are wider than they are long.

Some cultures find peanut butter gums very attractive.

A person with PB's (peanut butter gums) will most likely get peanut butter on their gums when biting into a peanut butter sandwich.

by border brother July 19, 2012

The Masticated Pecan

A legit blog that talks about the funny shit going on in our world today.

"Dude, do you know what the masticated pecan is?"
"Naw, dude, what?"
"It's fuckin' legit, is what it is. Go read it. www.the-masticated-pecan.blogspot.com"

by The fly on the wall August 27, 2009

national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

Nov. 8th

It’s national give peanuts to your friend with a peanut allergy day

by urdadnmom November 7, 2019

peanut

A peanut is a small, semi-hard protrusion of tissue at or just inside the anus. A peanut results from having a case of "ass flu" for several days during which the anus is put under tremendous and shocking stress. The peanut is usally only detectible when wiping but in some extreme cases it is detectible by the ass cheeks.

A peanut never heals completely. Even if it becomes undetectible, you will always live in fear of its return.

I went to Golden Coral and got a raging case of ass flu. When it was all over my starfish had a peanut that didn't go into remission for ten days. It made me feel pretty scule.

by JT Naylor October 13, 2006