Purse Owner!!!

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.

Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.

by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020

Pussy concussion

Pussy concussion happens due to blunt force trauma of hand, dick or paddle. Knocking pussy out cold. Only form of cure known at the moment is oral resuscitation.

If you are not practiced at oral resuscitation, please, seek immediate and urgent care from a Pussy Concussion Healer and practiced medician.

*Scarlet was thrilled with the veracious appetite of her lover, until she had to seek treatments for her pussy concussion”

by whydoidothethingsthatido October 15, 2021

Pulling a Wirtual

Very litigious definition named after Trackmania streamer Wirtual, whose meaning varies depending on the situation and subject.
When the subject is the first singular person, Pulling a Wirtual means pulling out the clutchest move of your whole entire life.
However if the subject isn't, it means they choked real hard....
It can actually be synthesized as "I clutch, you choke"

1_ Damn, I can only hope for me to be Pulling a Wirtual if I want to win this race !
2_ He (Wirtual) could have won if he didn't pull a Wirtual at the end.

by Redskyn August 17, 2022

Pullout artist

/ˈpʊlaʊt AHtIst/

A man who has used the pullout method for ten or more years without having any kids

Brad: I'm jealous of Greg. 36 years old and still no kids.
Steve: Yeah, dude's a total Pullout artist

by TheTallestPsychonaut December 21, 2022

Bi-puteral

Some one his is very competent with both PC & Mac based computers.

Employer: Which type of computer are you most comfortable using in the workplace?

Worker: Oh it doesn't matter, im "bi-puteral."

by Tha'd be me! January 6, 2008

Hockey Puck Gift

When you buy a person a gift that is actually intended for yourself. This is known as a hockey puck gift.

My dad bought his sisters a hockey puck when he was young and used it with his brand new stick he got from his parents...a perfect Hockey Puck Gift :)

by killerrabbit123 December 30, 2011

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012