beer child

The bloadted round belly heavy beer drinkers get resembling a pregnancy , usually after about four pints into a session. Particularly a problem for alcoholic male to female transsexuals who want to pass as female without looking like they are with child.
Mary: "That lady looks heavily pregnant"
Rupert: "No, it's a tranny with a beer child"
by Loopydave September 01, 2018
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Basic beers

Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.
Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank
by Barnowlsrock August 14, 2022
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Toilet Beer

The legendary, but very short-lived, beer creation from one of America’s most renowned breweries. It is rumored that a terminated and vindictive marketing exec somehow got this beer into production before company execs figured out what was going on.
Toilet Beer jingle...

When you’re sitting on the can and you’re taking a poo.
When you’re stinking up the bathroom with your hot, stinky stew.
When you wanna have a drink, well have no fear.
Just reach for a bottle of that Toilet Beer.

Toilet Beer ... hey!
by Sylvan Montague III August 12, 2019
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Beer enthusiast

One who drinks beer not because he's an alcoholic. But because he likes the taste of beer.
by bigcanyon September 21, 2017
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chad beer

When a bro drinks half his beer and does not finish the entire can.
Fellow bro: I was so hammered last night I had like 18 beers.

Bro party host: I was cleaning up this morning and had to empty out so many chad beers.
by SCSmase June 10, 2016
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Beer Transplant

The process of transporting ice to another cooling station without letting the beer warm and become skunked "nasty taste"
Guy 1: "wow how did you get this beer to stay cold all the way from your house to hear?

Guy 2: *shivers* ....I had the max AC on the whole way here. With the windows closed so I could make the perfect "Beer Transplant" from my refrigerator to your's
by ck1992 October 09, 2014
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Beer Clock

You tell time by the amount of beers consumed. Everyone has a different "schedule".
"Hey. What time is it?" Joe asked groggily.

"Umm..." Max peered at the number of empty beer bottles in front of him. "I'd say about 2:30 AM."

"Whoa! How do you know?" Joe asked with wide eyes.

"Beer clock." Max replied knowingly, then promptly fell asleep.
by elsbethromeo September 14, 2009
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