virtual morning wood

the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.

Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."

by SuterLareau February 23, 2011

TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES

What jacksepticeye screams at the beginning of his videos. Just turn your volume down and you'll be fine.

"TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES, MY NAME IS JACKSEPTICEYE"

by Fresh_Towels98 February 8, 2018

monday morning quarterback

Used to describe monday morning's on the toilet when your poop is only quarter-way out of your butt and doesn't want to come out just yet...thus making it a long process to finish

"why were you late for work today?"
"i had a monday morning quarterback"
"oh i see, carry on"

by mmqer January 17, 2019

good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

Hila, what do you just open the door on people when they're taking a shit. I'm doing a good morning and god bless.

by Nippalodian May 23, 2018

Good Morning and God-bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet.

I can't go on without a Good Morning and God-bless at the start of my day.

by QuiteSpicy May 27, 2018

good morning god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet at the same time

“Why are you in the bathroom for so long”

“Listen Linda, i’m doing a good morning god bless”

by Linda- May 25, 2018

Good Morning and God Bless

The act of drinking coffee & eating breakfast while taking a shit.

"Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good Morning and God bless, Hila"

by thewarragulman May 23, 2018