Fag my arse

The want to put a penis in your ass

I wanted to fag my arse yesterday.

by Drew Jace 2003 October 31, 2019

arse cough

A fart.

That’s was an epic arse cough (fart)

by Arse cough May 4, 2018

OOOP ARSE

someone who is ooop arse

Mate youre fucking ooop arse

by Themadpie November 30, 2021

Arse-piece

A slightly less offensive variant on "wank-piece", indicative of an individual (usually male) who displays foolish or pompous behaviour, usually in the work place.

Largely used in Glasgow/ West of Scotland, from the 1980s onwards.

"That Arse-piece thinks he owns the place. If only he knew what we all thought of him".

by Elmer Gee February 1, 2023

arse warm

The state of an object being warm having been sat on and/or warmed by an arse.

"Could I borrow a pen?"
"Sure. It's a bit arse warm."
"I'll ask somebody else."

by No Name Johnny December 28, 2005

Arse

Before you call someone a dumb american its how us Irish people say ass.

"There's a needle in my arse" - Jacksepticeye

"You fucking arsehole"

by 00ChopDatNigga00 February 17, 2018

Thompson's Arse

Describes unexplained paranormal phenomena or psychic activity. Now predominately used in South West England but believed to have originated some years ago in the North East.

"What we have here is a case of Thompson's arse"

by Ben Turpin February 3, 2018