When someone is in a hot and heavy relationship and it devolves into a relationship where they can’t even sleep with their heads on the same end of the bed.
by HopeInABrokenJar June 12, 2024
Get the 6996 relationship mug.An on-again, off-again relationship between two people that are dating. The couple will break up for usually very trivial/minor reasons and get back together numerous times. During this process they normally make sure to tell all of their friends and anyone else who will listen every step of the way to the point of being extremely annoying and insufferable.
“My friend Franklin and his girlfriend Tammy have the most pathetic street hockey relationship I have ever seen in my life. One minute they are happy in love and the next there are tears and crying and hatred and bitterness as they part ways for the umpteenth time. This happens about every week or two.”
by mducrane March 27, 2011
Get the street hockey relationship mug.I mean it seemed like it was fine until I made a comment about you not being Hym and then it was like THE NEXT DAY it's like "Oh no! Her visa! MyStErIoUs ViSa PrObLeMs! OoOoOoOo!" And then like 2 weeks later "Oh no! She's divorcing me!" You didn't! You didn't pretend to be me so you could go out and rape a bunch of women did you? I told you guys not to do that!
Not Hym *Insert ad hominem about my relationship status*
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
Hym "Yeah, no, none of that matters. Please tell me your wife isn't actually leaving for not being Hym... That can't be a thing... That's probably the most original cause for a divorce in history. Oh, you know what? Yeah, DO tell me that. Tell me she divorced you for not being Hym. That actually works perfectly for me. Get her lil fine ass over here. Yeah... Yeah, that'll work. What is that like for you guy? A 'not me' impersonating me? That's just something I couldn't ever do. I don't have any betters to impersonate! It's literally impossible for me to do what you're doing! Weird."
by Hym Iam December 19, 2023
Get the Relationship mug.A friendship in which two people behave as being in an F+ (Friendship+) relationship, but without sexual interaction. In an F- (Friendship-) relationship, the (covered or open) sexual attraction is exclusively one-sided, but knowingly only for one of the two people involved.
Anna: "Joe, it is weird. Yesterday, he laid on my stomach again for some reason. I don't know what he wants from me."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
Maria: "Hm, you two seemed to me like you are in a relationship. So he is not even your F+?"
Anna: "You thought Joe is my F+? Never! He is really not my type, but such a good friend."
Maria: "Ah, sounds like an F- relationship to me. Poor Joe."
by DerSille November 14, 2021
Get the F- Relationship mug.A Rubik's cube relationship is a relationship that has gone south, typically with a narcissist. Trying to get the relationship back to where it once was, is like trying to restore a Rubik's cube back to its factory new condition. The relationship has flipped, and gone from the best thing that ever happened to you, to a total and complete nightmare.
Her: Why did you and your ex get divorced?
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
Me: It was a Rubik's cube relationship. It went south and we could never get it back to where it was, mostly because of the word salad, the loop de loop conversations, and total lack of accountability
by Siouxsie Supertramp October 3, 2023
Get the Rubik's cube relationship mug.A relationship between a little gay boy and a gay old man who bonds through cycling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling
Also called Ravnhøylpuling
by GOODGUY SMOOTH November 14, 2018
Get the Pedogaycycle relationship mug.When 2 people develop a partner like relationship because of perfect personal chemistry, they act like a married couple or like lovers everywhere except in bed. One of the 2 people are not attracted to the other because of physical appearance and when the one who is interested finds out the other one thinks he/she is to ugly they go trough a pseudo divorce and have the relationship of a divorced couple.
Oh look at Ken and Dolly they are like made for each other! Aren't they?
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.
I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.
Yeah, definitely but Ken thinks Dolly's ass is way to flat. So its not going any further.
I see! what a shame, how superficial, so they will have a happy pseudo relationship until she realize.
by Louise Berglund January 19, 2017
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