dried cum on your dick after youve spanked it and had to put it away quick cause your grandparents are on their way back.
by moo mmo May 01, 2003
"Oh my fucking god it's so big"-every female on the planet.
Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.
There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.
Ask your mom she felt it last night
THE Ginger Penis
Yes it is in fact true, those pale soulless guys with the orange and sometimes red hair tend to pack in allot of sausage.
There is a myth that goes around that states that everytime a redheaded guy is insulted their penis doubles in size.
Ask your mom she felt it last night
THE Ginger Penis
Girl 1: omg so I hooked up with a redhead yesterday and I was like so scared, he was so big
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!
Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful
Girl 2: Wow how did you survive that?!
Girl 1: The Ginger Penis was merciful
by UserVetTrill November 12, 2020
A wedding, this is where men lose the use of there penis for the rest of there lives thus a funeral.
by Evil Greg June 11, 2006
This penis is humongous in other words makes horse jealous. Yes this penis is also the color of the fucking rainbow. There is only two ways you can get a Rainbow penis and it is 1. You are born with it. 2. A person with a Rainbow penis cums out another Rainbow penis which only happens in rare occasions. The Rainbow penis is very sensitive to touching so its very easily erected. When the person sucks the Rainbow penis alright they get regular semen, if they suck it great they get Skittles, if they suck it fantastically they get Starburst, but if they suck it majestically they get their very own Rainbow penis.
Did you see Becca's massive Rainbow penis? When I was sucking the massive cock I got Starburst. What did you get?
by MajesticRainbowPenis July 28, 2014
A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
by nycapbarista February 28, 2009
After male ejaculation that gets into the pubic hair region which makes it sluggy and starts shaping the pubes
by mitch00uk April 01, 2015
When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.
Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."
by Jew Aladdin February 27, 2014