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Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!
by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016
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MY NAME IS TRISHA

Omg her name is trisha!
- sussy baka
NOT MY NAME IS TRISHA- sussier baka
by snow roach jr. June 30, 2021
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no name burger bbq

A greasy bastard who is comparable with the grease resulting from the cooking of low quality burgers.
Matt: Look at that greasy bastard.
Eric: Yeah hes total no name burger bbq
by LUstudent February 21, 2011
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David Middle Name

People with the middle name david are bad ass and sexy and if you are to ever meet one you should pop the question because you’ll never meet someone that sexy again
David Middle Name: A badass middle

Boy: my name is (first name) (david) (last name)
by Sexyhotguyjace November 16, 2022
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What in Jah's name?

Used as a response to confusing or odd situations. Similar to China Fax, but with less potency. Other versions are: What in the name of Jah?, What in the good world of Jah Jesus?, etc.
Person 1: Yo you want to eat some bat soup? I have some left from yesterday.
Person 2: What in Jah's name?
by China Bat Soup January 13, 2021
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shit name association

When someone tries to define a name, usually a common name, with the characteristics of a single individual with that name that they know. The associations attempted are usually, to use a scientific description, dogshit. It is also likely the one making the name association is one of two things: 1) a passive-aggressive little bitch trying to smear a rival, 2) a sycophantic simp that doesn't have the courage to tell their crush how they feel.
"I looked up my name on UrbanDictionary, it said I'm an asshole and misogynistic."
"Have you been on any bad dates recently?"
"I took Samantha out but she was on her phone the entire time barely talking, so I ditched her at the table and left her with the bill after she ordered the most expensive items on the menu."
"Sounds like she's trying to give you a shit name association."
by jovinyo April 3, 2022
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Grade school names

1st grade is called noob
2nd grade is called classy
3nd grade is call prodigy
4th grade is called flashy
5th grade is called graduationer
6th grade is called middle grade/senior elementary
7th grade is called gazelle
8th grade is called Junior high/citizen
9th grade is called freshman
10th grade is called sophomore

11th grade is called Junior
12th grade is called senior
Guy So you're still in grade school?
Girl yeah I got a hold back.
Guy So what year are you in?
Girl senior I'm 20.
Girl my grade school name is senior.

Guy ....
Guy well I'm past the grade school names.
by 459395 January 29, 2022
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