An internet-personality archetype of a person who is easily baited by trolls. Typically the internet ninny will be well convinced of his or her own bad-assery, yet the moment that someone comes along with the black sense of humor the internet requires of its citizens, they come unglued. The internet ninny is notorious for dramatic textual outbursts even in reaction to obviously fabricated insults about their real life status, family, appearance or gaming skill. The internet ninny will also, more often than not, attempt to rally other ninnies or the equally dreaded internet white-knight to come to his/her defense.
The internet ninny is incapable of bowing out of any argument, no matter how trivial, unless they do so in a dramatic fashion that they expect will inspire guilt or support from other denizens of the interwebs.
A common argument for the internet ninny is "Some things are too sacred to be made fun of" and "he really hurt my feelings." Neither is true, but the internet ninny loves to bullshit.
Internet ninnies are masters of TMI in regards to personal matters which typically bear no relevance to the discussion - due to the fact that it is on the internet - and land where nothing should be taken seriously - for one, and furthermore because no one really cares.
The internet ninny is incapable of bowing out of any argument, no matter how trivial, unless they do so in a dramatic fashion that they expect will inspire guilt or support from other denizens of the interwebs.
A common argument for the internet ninny is "Some things are too sacred to be made fun of" and "he really hurt my feelings." Neither is true, but the internet ninny loves to bullshit.
Internet ninnies are masters of TMI in regards to personal matters which typically bear no relevance to the discussion - due to the fact that it is on the internet - and land where nothing should be taken seriously - for one, and furthermore because no one really cares.
This will take place between two almost-strangers:
Internet troll: "Your mom has a sweet ass. I know from experience."
Internet Ninny: "My mom died three months ago and I'm still really broken up about it..."
Internet troll: "Your mom has a sweet ass. I know from experience."
Internet Ninny: "My mom died three months ago and I'm still really broken up about it..."
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James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
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A: guy one; I have 1000 friends on MySpace, how many do you have?
Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
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Guy two; I have 50.
Guy one; ha loser.
B: guy one; I have a kdr of a kdr of 10/1, whats yours?
Guy two; 2/4 *Sigh* here it comes.
Guy one; 2/4 what kind of scrub are you?
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Me: "Hey Amy, what'cha doing?"
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
Amy: "Browsing the internet."
Me: "You've been on the computer for three hours! I think somebody is experiencing some Internet drift! I'm just sayin."
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Get the Internet Baby mug.Someone who is internet is far from cool in real life. And I don't mean that they are nerds that people have actually heard of I mean those inbetween kids that you see in the hall and wonder if they're new, when you've seen them before and have went to school with them for 5 years. They go into chatrooms with retardly random names that are nothing like their real names to trick people into thinking they are clever. They make lots of e-friends by seeming to be nice/normal at first but then use the power of their internet popularity to be a total dick. Most people stick by the internet cool person to appear internet cool aswell. The internet cool person then becomes a total smartass to everyone and they all make internet inside jokes and get on the computer whenever they can.
They mostly always say things like:
Ohai, Lulz, Bai, Kthxbai, Guise, etc.
They mostly always say things like:
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