Michael

Basically a guy with a dick the size of the CN Tower. Every girl wants to fuck him so hard mostly because he just broke up with his hot as fuck girlfriend. Back to the dick, always the at the first date he gets a blow job and then fucks the girl(s) for 1 hour straight, the performs an angery dragon. Michael has the nicest eyes and is very sexy. Anyone with the name Michael is known for their smarts and always has girls to Fuck

Oh my fuck look at his dick, and his eyes, oh dont forget his body. He is definitely a Michael.

by Baby oh Baby July 19, 2016

Michael

"Michael": "A emotionally thriving person who will always be there to help, to comfort, and protect the ones who matter most. He can be shy, but in small groups he shines. When it comes to love "Michael" is steadfast and unmovable, "Michael" is not willing to compromise love for anything. He is very active and energetic. He loves others even though he doesn't appreciate himself as much as he should. He is strong.

"Hi Michael, how are you?"

by Lost one March 14, 2017

Michael

Michael is a fantastic guy with a great sense of humor! Secretly Kinky and Horny. Incredibly sweet once you get to know him. HAS THE BEST SMILE IN THE WHOLE WORLD! Very gentle and loving. Will be your best friend and boyfriend. <3

I love Michael! <3

by Dogs1 <3 September 9, 2018

Michael

Fuckin Beautiful

God damn Michael. Why are you so cute!!!!

by BigBody40 September 27, 2018

michael afton

a really hot guy that should totally date and marry me right now

person 1: omg michael afton is so hot 😍
person 2: yes fr. i love him so much aaaah
person 3: what the hell
person 1: SHUT THE FUCK UP 🤬

by Kokisimp March 4, 2022

George Michael Stubble

For the young generation of teenagers developing a stubble that really looks like bum fluff. Normally either gets the joke straight away or has to seek further research in the definition.

For Example.

Parent/Older Person: Ah I see your going for the George Michael Stubble look...

Younger Person: Huh?! yea i guess...

Parent/Older person: Your George Michael stubble seems to be suiting you!

Younger Person: *&^£ off (i better shave...)

by o0 J Dizzle 0o July 6, 2009

Hot Michael

The act of having someone lick your butt hole just after shitting instead of using toilet paper.

Kevin had no toilet paper, so Sarah gave him a Hot Michael

by Private_TickleButton December 27, 2011