The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes

Person 1:The Thirty Minute Dalliance 《¤》: The First Juvenile Release

by Twittlerio February 1, 2025

Aussie 3-Minute Miracle

When you get licked down under.

Mate, we were having sex, and then she gave me the Aussie 3-minute miracle.

What’s that?

She licked me down under.

by Jake Down Under June 19, 2023

Warm minute

Warm minute meaning 8 years

Obama was in office for a warm minute

by Veganhulk August 9, 2022

Military Minute

A denomination of time equal to 59 regular seconds.

Person 1: are you ready yet?

Person 2: almost, I’ll be ready in 59 seconds.

Person 1: you fool, you could have just said you’d be ready in one military minute.

Person 2: you’re right, that’s such a practical and useful denomination of time.

by A Cream Supreme August 19, 2022

Minutes

Time of luxury. Should be free and includes nips, tips, and buns. Minutes are dreamy and free.don’t listen to someone that calls them currency

Oh boy those minutes mr Alexander have to Lukeypoo and jaggypoo were incredible

by Pepino Limon Bandit October 11, 2022

McMillion Minute

An unusual amount of time that is undetermined to be waiting on a teammate to ready up in any xbox game.

Holy shit McMillion are you goin to take a McMillion Minute to ready the fuck up so we can play.

McMillion “I thought I was readied up im sorry guys”

by TastyRage December 25, 2019

Hunziker Minute

At least two, often three minutes long

He wanted to be back in five minutes. But he didn't mention it was Hunziker minutes.

by jeffrey1985 August 25, 2022