Mike Riley

A super sexy hot man with a hulking ass that you have to spend open and rail his stinky tight booty hole. Beware, when you pull out your cock with have poop all over it.

Oh my, I want to fuck mike riley so badly

by Evan Gaydova Gay February 20, 2022

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Mike beans

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"What are we having for dinner? Mike beans in basil marinara sauce."

by downesdecock November 17, 2022

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Mike Oxsmal

Play on words meaning My Cocks Small

Hey I’m Mike Oxsmal

by Mumgay69 January 29, 2021

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Mike Kelly

A person who is conceived by a Tokyo Drift.

I pulled my back out humping your mom. 9 months later I have a son named Mike Kelly.

by Cinker November 28, 2021

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mike ess

Mike Ess the man the myth the legend in his own head…the patron saint of newcomer swag…good friend very spiritual but will still knock someone’s top off if tempted…will do anything for his gang…has hair like a Brazilian goddess usually hated by most men with receding hair lines and no beards…a mike Ess usually has a illustrious sensational beard that doesn’t need any maintenance oils and all them other things most men put on their beards. A mike Ess is usually known to be a Latin lover who can Rico suave any women he desires into dropping their panties….

Hey girl have you seen mike Ess beard omg I want to sit on it

by Chubzyaheard November 23, 2021

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