Road Load

The act of ejaculating while driving.

That 6 hour drive would have been super boring but I passed the time with a road load.

by Ju-Li November 22, 2021

loading the dishwasher

a euphemism for cumming inside of a woman

My girlfriend complains that I should take more initiative in loading the dishwasher; otherwise, they get crusty and need to be scrubbed all the more.

by Lo Qi December 8, 2023

EXP/load

LITERALLY - explode; or experience overload.

(verb)

1: to exceed ones limit of learning or understanding.

(noun)

2: an instance of exceeding the limit of ones knowledge or skill level.

3: someone or something that causes and overload of knowledge or understanding.

(transitive verb) - EXP/loaded; EXP/loads

(adjective) - EXP/loadable

- If she has one more fetish, then I'm going to EXP/load! (like, "explode")

- Watching professionals play StarCraft is an EXP/load. (literally, "experience overload")

- UrbanDictionary.com could be the biggest EXP/loader on the internet that's not a porn site. (either, "exploder" or "experience overloader")

by MrGlasco October 14, 2010

loaded

high as a mug

i'm fu**in loaded

by Remired December 19, 2003

90% loading bar

90% loading bar is what someone has if they have a habit of finishing a task to 90% of what was needed to be done

I asked John to clean the dishes but I forgot he has a 90% loading bar so now I have to finish it myself

by Scribe-Blur June 11, 2017

Load the sofa

Making sure you have a semi before you hit the surf.

"Going to load the sofas then head in on main beach I think"

by JimmyJames2000 November 15, 2021

Loading the musket

When a man inserts at least one testicle into a woman's vagina. He may have to use some sort of rod to assist the accommodation of his nutsack.

Friend 1: How was that girl you took home last night?
Friend 2: We started right off with loading the musket. She was a trooper.

Friend 1: Lucky bastard...

by humboldtcountywhore134 November 7, 2021