Kevin

Kevin is a fatherfull person. He has many fathers. Like Goku,ullas,sathish,rathish.He is a type of person who has a high tendency to walk and talk in his sleep(very annoying). He is allergic to other people who's name starts with k. He thinks he the perfect body builder, a resurrection of goku and all. But actually he is a vaanum.

Person 1: we are not sure who his father is.
Person 2: he must be a kevin.

by Qsdqed April 26, 2019

Kevin

Kevin is this gay kid who nobody wants to deal with and can’t get any dick to suck bc he ugly

Guy 1: hey isnt that the gay kid Kevin who had a huge crush on you
Guy 2: yeah I hate Kevin

by Nice girl that likes tomatoes April 27, 2019

Kevin scott markowitz

Kevin scott markowitz is a nice guy at first you will sure fall in love with a him right away. But after 2 years you will realize he likes dick in his ass and shit all over his face during sex. He may have some weird kinks but once you get passed that hes the greatest.

Kevin scott markowitz loves cock!

by Adam1789 July 23, 2019

Kevin

A man who newly sounds like the high quality baked bitch he is.

Wow that kevin sounds so different da fuq

by Candygirl188 July 23, 2019

Kevin

is a very sensitive guy he can’t take jokes from no one

He dates very unattractive women in his life and still gets heartbroken

A very sad depressed guy

Why does kevin look sad?

by Jduxuwuwufudud August 15, 2019

Kevin

Literally the biggest meme Asian name to have ever been brought into existence by our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ

OMG, I know 20 Kevin's and they're all in the same class

by Jungle Bridge August 26, 2019

Kevin Harris

A very sweet, caring, family orintated guy who’s family is always first priority to him. Very competitive. And great at everything he does. But more importantly, Kevin is a large size man child who yells a lot probably to compensate for a small penis at least that’s how most kevin harris’ are. A synonym for Kevin Harris is Krzysztof Olszewski or Ted O.

Friend 1 “Man why are you acting like this?”
Friend 2 “Acting like what bro?”
Friend 1 “You’re acting like a cunt, you’re being a Kevin Harris.”

by Wayne the Payne September 1, 2019