Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

johnny McGross

The type of person that can make a crowd bust out in an uncontrollable laugh, and one tbat can drink pitchers of beer or captain morgan for days on end and loves to flick a dames beans,, also honest and a good hearted chap ,, but has a hard time sniffing coke off strippers asses at times

That guy is good as a Johnny McGross!

by Greaser 21 February 2, 2021

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

johnny gay

johnny gay means johnny wong

if you dont know who is JOhnny wong, I tell you now, JOhnny wong is the best in the world. He is the best in the world. He is the best in the World..
Johnny GAY JOHNNY GAY

by Johnnynotgay March 20, 2018

Johnny Roth

The fattest motherfucker out there known for getting cut from many sports teams. He is very large and nobody likes him

Look at Johnny Roth over there he thicc
Nah he ain’t thick he’s fat

by SlicedHam March 17, 2019

Johnny Shot

Drank by only the baddest MOFOs!

1 shot of Malort
Chase with your well Tequila
** no lime no salt **

Person A: Can I get a Johnny Shot?
Bartender: You're wild AF!

by Doble P December 5, 2023

Johnny Blue Skies

Sturgill Simpson

Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker

First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth

Beware the dread pirate Johnny Blue Skies!

by bluegrasm July 1, 2024