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Joey Smalls

The best friend , brother , boyfriend , uncle , step father , father , husband anyone could ask for ! I’ve never met a man so loving and casting to all he literally is a saint who sticks to his morals.. A real trail blazer never going with the flow unless the flow is the right way to go usually many disagree with his causes , however in the end he prevails and was usually sop on with how Innate ability to predict future outcomes abs events …. You will never meet a better man than Joey Smalls
If you ever get lucky enough to love joey smalls never let him go you will regret it the rest of you life .
by The retributioner July 30, 2024
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Joey

Aye bro u got ur Joey on u I need some rips right quick
by CJ NIGGA November 26, 2018
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Joey

Joey is an otter-like man. He likely has small nipples but a big heart. His mom is a MILF and his big sisters trained him to be kind to women. He might be a firefighter or like an FBI person. He smells like warm fluffies. Otter fluffies to be exact. DO NOT MESS WITH HIM. He has 18 abs which he will wrap around ur head and squeeze until your brain explodes and your last words before death will be “Joey is the man”…
“Isn’t Joey so great. He’s like…super nice….AND HES HOT. so that’s good” - a direct quote from joey number 56789065’s coworkers
by Quigleyisrooroo July 28, 2023
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Joey

Most joeys are ginger and are most likely good at basketball, but also loves to kiss boys
Omg is that Joey
by Upstate4life2755 November 21, 2021
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joey ortiz

A fat guy that is a Mexican that smokes blunts in his attic while making beats
by Hsiwv May 9, 2022
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joey sprite

A McDonald's Sprite with zero syrup. It is still completely carbonated and normal otherwise. This is basically a sparkling water with zero sugar.
I went to McDonald's and I ended up getting a joey sprite. I guess their syrup did not dispense.
by thatoneguywhoexists March 31, 2024
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Joey Meal

In reference to the old episode of Friends when Joey is offended that his date samples from his plate (Joey doesn’t share!!!), yet samples from her plate and it was so good, “he wasn’t even sorry about it”.

This is when you have a meal and it’s so good, you’re not even sorry your significant other or children couldn’t be there to enjoy it as well.
Joey Meal is a meal that is so good, you don’t care if others missed out on how good it was

“Babe I had a burger today at lunch, was the fkn best I’ve evah had. “WTF guy, you couldn’t wait for me?”…….yeah, it was that good babe, I’m not even sorry about it.”
by Boco June 9, 2023
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